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Travel
There is little I love more than travel, save my family and perhaps eating. So I travel with my family, and make sure to eat whatever the locals eat. On these web pages I'll bring you along on my trips; hopefully these travelogues will be better than a hastily-scribbled postcard.



 I love to travel. I love what I learn about other cultures, the contact I make with the locals (and sometimes with other travellers), and what I learn about myself and my culture. There's nothing like living out of a small bag and not speaking a word of your mother-tongue for months at a time. I love to travel.
I grew up speaking several languages (American English, Dutch, and German) because I was living in Holland, going to the American School at Soesterberg Air Force Base, and spending weekends, weeks, and months with my maternal grandparents in nearby Ahlen, West Germany. (That's when there was an East and West Germany.) Sadly, I've lost my Dutch because I don't ever use in the USA, but I've added hilariously broken Spanish and American Sign Language, and just enough Japanese to get myself into deep trouble. (I was going to say "deep kimshee", but that's another matter - and country - entirely.) I wandered into the waters of Esperanto, Arabic, and Swahili, but I need to have on-going practice to ever use these languages for anything.
I love to travel. I love what I learn about other cultures, the contact I make with the locals (and sometimes with other travellers), and what I learn about myself and my culture. There's nothing like living out of a small bag and not speaking a word of your mother-tongue for months at a time. I love to travel.
I grew up speaking several languages (American English, Dutch, and German) because I was living in Holland, going to the American School at Soesterberg Air Force Base, and spending weekends, weeks, and months with my maternal grandparents in nearby Ahlen, West Germany. (That's when there was an East and West Germany.) Sadly, I've lost my Dutch because I don't ever use in the USA, but I've added hilariously broken Spanish and American Sign Language, and just enough Japanese to get myself into deep trouble. (I was going to say "deep kimshee", but that's another matter - and country - entirely.) I wandered into the waters of Esperanto, Arabic, and Swahili, but I need to have on-going practice to ever use these languages for anything.
 A sore point with me is the "ugly tourist", those pathetic excuses for humanity who bitch and moan "that's not how we do it at home." Hey! We don't care how you do it at home. If you wanted it that way you should have stayed at home! Just so you're not dissapointed (and a pain in the ass) on your next trip, let me tell you now that the food is different, the market wares are different, the toilet paper is different, the bugs are different, the water is different, where you're asked to bed down is different, and, oh yes, the language is different. It does you no good to speak your mother-tongue louder at the locals; they're not stupid or slow, they speak a different language. If you can't be bothered with trying to learn the local language (or at least carrying around a phrase book and dictionary) then you deserve what you get. (Why did you bother leaving your perfect little nest in the first place?)
Whew! I'm glad I got that out of my system. Thank you for indulging me.
A sore point with me is the "ugly tourist", those pathetic excuses for humanity who bitch and moan "that's not how we do it at home." Hey! We don't care how you do it at home. If you wanted it that way you should have stayed at home! Just so you're not dissapointed (and a pain in the ass) on your next trip, let me tell you now that the food is different, the market wares are different, the toilet paper is different, the bugs are different, the water is different, where you're asked to bed down is different, and, oh yes, the language is different. It does you no good to speak your mother-tongue louder at the locals; they're not stupid or slow, they speak a different language. If you can't be bothered with trying to learn the local language (or at least carrying around a phrase book and dictionary) then you deserve what you get. (Why did you bother leaving your perfect little nest in the first place?)
Whew! I'm glad I got that out of my system. Thank you for indulging me.
	
	
		
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